the other day @ work this new age hippie lady came up to my counter, looked at me, and immediately shouted “DO YOU LIKE FAIRIES????” really excitedly b/c my eyeshadow was kind of sparkly
today my coworker told me i look like grimes. this is tragic
is that a dyson??? 10/10 vacuum
you know it babe
IT CAN TURN IN ANY DIRECTION
i am fully committed
i’m not doing anything to lose it, it’s probably just winter weight and then some extra idk
lost weight and i’m not even happy about it because i can’t afford to buy smaller clothes so my pants don’t fit??
what a sad day
guys complaining about the characters of swimming anime being unrealistic expectations for the male body
have you ever watched anime before? i mean. literally any anime? have you seen two seconds of any anime before in your life
Reblogging the final version from my website.